Filled with wise witticisms—"It's never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger, then you're screwed."; "Born to be wild, but only until 9PM or so."; "I'm starting to think I'll never be old enough to know any better."; "Isn't it weird being the same age as old people?"; and "Aren't you glad we don't look like what we've been through?"—our hilarious Feisty Ladies Birthday Cards will deliver endless laughter to your lucky recipients. Inside each 4½"x6¼" missive is a warm birthday greeting, with lots of space for your own amusing message. We're offering them as a set of five (with kraft envelopes), so your entire friend group can be in on the joke all year long.