"Hoy-day! What a sweep of vanity comes this way!"; "not so much brain as earwax"; "thou art a boil, a plague-sore"…William Shakespeare's brilliant way with words shone in the myriad insults found in his plays. Eleven such ingeniously creative barbs and jibes grace our 100% cotton Shakespearean Insults Pouch. The slate-blue zippered pouch measures 9"x5" with a 2" gusset and sports a lavender lining and interior patch pocket. Whether used as a pencil case, cosmetics bag, or clutch, this clever little dose of snark will give you—or a literary curmudgeon you know—reason to chuckle.