"Being related to me is really the only gift you need." "Instead of gift s this year, I've decided to give everyone a piece of my mind." "Th ree wise women would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, brought practical gift s, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and there would be peace on earth." "If you're looking for gift ideas, I wear a size 8 nights in Hawaii." "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own damn presents." "According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only three days left until Christmas!" Featuring vintage photographs and festive witticisms our hilarious Sassy Ladies Holiday Cards will deliver endless laughter to your lucky recipients. Inside each 4½"x6¼" missive is a warm Christmas or holiday message, with space for your own greeting. We're off ering them as a set of six, with starry lined envelopes.