Happy birthday to thee, thou goatish, plume-plucked harpy!Sending insults via snail mail may sound like something reserved for your frenemies, but when the insults come from the Bard himself, they're practically compliments! Our Shakespearean Insults Cards: Happy Birthday to Thee features three columns of phrases, offering 1,000 hilarious possible combinations, so you can customize your good-natured insult to the intended recipient. The back of the card lists a few Shakespearean compliments for good measure, and the inside of the card is blank, so you can write your own personal message. Comes in a pack of six, so you have plenty to go around! Envelopes included.