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Shakespearean Insults Cards - Happy Birthday to Thee

# UT7602
$14.00
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Happy birthday to thee, thou goatish, plume-plucked harpy!

Sending insults via snail mail may sound like something reserved for your frenemies, but when the insults come from the Bard himself, they're practically compliments! Our Shakespearean Insults Cards: Happy Birthday to Thee features three columns of phrases, offering 1,000 hilarious possible combinations, so you can customize your good-natured insult to the intended recipient. The back of the card lists a few Shakespearean compliments for good measure, and the inside of the card is blank, so you can write your own personal message. Comes in a pack of six, so you have plenty to go around! Envelopes included.
 
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