DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Start your day with a hefty serving of humor and a dash of self-awareness with our exclusive Dejeuner Tea Towel! Featuring a rendering of the Eiffel Tower and a definition from Ambrose Bierce's satirical work The Devil's Dictionary, this 20"x28" cream-colored towel adds a classic yet clever touch to the kitchen or breakfast nook of your favorite Francophile. 100% cotton. (Printed in U.S.A. on imported material.)