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Training People: How to Bring Out the Best in Your Human
Tess of Helena, Certified Trainer of Humans
Text by Brian Kahn
Photographs by Gretchen LeMaistre
#UB8702
Paperback, 107 pages; 2007
$14.95
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Humans are easily distracted from the task at hand, and this often results in chronic "lagging" during excursions. Additionally, their lack of a developed sense of smell leads them to walk in straight lines, thus missing out on so much of the world's richness. Unless you are firm, these human tendencies can result in dull and routinized outings. Luckily, you have the leash! Combined with your innate advantages in intelligence, agility, and strength, training your human to follow where you lead is a snap.
Anyone who's ever read a dog-training manual will howl at the hilarity of this treatise written from "the other end of the leash." With advice to dogs on how to choose, train, feed, and understand their people, plus all sorts of insights on the peculiarities of the two-legged species (the paragraph on humans' "genital inhibition" is particularly amusing), Training People is must reading for every household in which dogs and humans attempt to exert mastery over one another!
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