You want another helping of corn.
Do you say, "Please pass the corn, Uncle Jerry"?
Do you say, "Yo, corn"?
Do you bang the table with your knife until Aunt Delia and Uncle Jerry ask what you want?
Presented as a book-length quiz - with multiple choice and true/false questions about the proper way to act in a given scenario - this unconventional manners guide invites conversation between kids and grown-ups about how and why to be polite. The right answers are usually quite obvious, and the "wrong" answers are often very funny - especially to those partial to burp and booger jokes. (Grown-ups, be warned: there's a lot of potty humor!) Topics covered include behavior at the table, in the car, on the playground, at school, during a soccer game, while playing video games, and more. Hilariously expressive illustrations accompany the text. Perfect for a classroom or for reading and discussing at home, Do I Have to Say Hello? is an etiquette book your kid will truly enjoy reading! For ages 6 to 12. (AG)