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Birthday Complaints and Star Cards
You think you’re old?
Don’t cry to me.
I’ve got arthritis in my knee.
My hearing’s weak;
my eyesight, too.
To me, you look as good as new!
These feisty birthday greetings by Daniel Waters are sure to amuse even the crankiest recipient! Our Birthday Complaints Cards feature a print of a stooped, cane-wielding man on the front, with the droll verse above printed inside. The bright illustration of the dolled-up birthday girl on the Birthday Star Cards opens to read: "Growing old and wise/Means wrinkles 'round the eyes/Unless you're filthy rich/And fix them stitch by stitch." Both card designs are letterpress printed on thick, creamy stock with a deckled edge. Each set includes six 5"x7" cards and envelopes.
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