Your enthusiasm is scaring everyone. Why do you always look so sweaty and nervous? You are not perky, you are obnoxious.
Send a humorous and maybe not-so-subtle message to all those morning people (who could, frankly, take it down a notch) when you sip from our cheeky Intervention-ware Mug. A hilarious gift for the office crank, the curmudgeonly mug holds 12 ounces of snark (or coffee or tea, if that's your preference). Dishwasher safe.