You Need More Sleep
Feline advice is the perfect antidote for human self-doubt, neediness, and worry. This hilarious little book offers philosophical cat wisdom regarding personal relationships ("Never let anyone dress you"), social interaction ("Keep the number of friends you have to a number between 'one' and 'zero'"), career advancement ("Withstand criticism by not listening to what anyone is talking about"), and more. This cheeky "life-altering, ego-enhancing guide" makes a perfectly delightful gift for cat-lovers. Hardcover; 111 pages.